I have a problem. This was a big issue to me last year, it really was. I enjoy biting my fingernails. I need to fix myself and stop biting my nails. I think in order to stop biting nails I should put something on them. Maybe if I put glue on them I will stop biting them and stuff.
One big problem with biting your nails is that they always hurt. I mean when you bite your nails you can also bite your finger which doesn’t feel to great. I think to stop my fingers to stop hurting is to stop biting my nails. But you see, I’m an addict. I am addicted to biting things I always have to be chewing on something so I bite my fingernails. It is a problem.
My dad told me if I don’t stop biting my nails I could get worms. I don’t know about that because dogs get worms and I am certainly not a dog. Woof Woof! I mean how in the world can a HUMAN get worms. I imagine dogs get worms because of the way they hello, sniff each other you know. People don’t do that, I hope. But I also don’t want little white things in my tummy, so that’s also an issue. I guess to solve the worm problem I could just stop biting my nails.
Last but not least! Another problem is that when I bite my nails my nails shrink. So when I have to open something like a can or something I can’t I have to get a spoon or knife. This is a problem because after trying for a while I get rather frustrated and begin throwing things. Sometimes the things I throw hit some one, it is rather funny especially if it’s my little brother because he starts crying, which makes me laugh even harder because he’s like 12. So I guess that could be a good thing, because it makes me laugh to see my brother cry. On the other hand it’s a problem because someday I might throw something and break a window and that would just suck. I guess to fix this problem I could just simply stop biting my nails.
But really it’s not simple at all. You don’t understand what its like! It makes me happy and sad and everything. I really do need to stop biting my nails though, I really do. It’s really disgusting if you think about it, it’s sick. Alright, well to stop all my issues, not all for that I would need a mental institution, I will stop biting my nails.
