Response paper 7; Spock the Sparow January 31, 2008

 On a beautiful cloudless Saturday morning Spock the Sparrow was wondering aimlessly in the park. The other birds in the park started staring and talking about the little bird, you see he was talking rather loudly to himself. He was saying something crazy to the “voices in his head”. “Leave me alone!” Spock the Sparrow was screaming. One of the birds casually walked over to Spock to see what was the matter. “Is everything alright? I mean you are talking rather lould and its very disturbing.” He politley asked. “I’m just trying to stop everyone talking to me at once! I can’t think when everyone is talking to me.” Spock shouted. “You know what, I need a vacation. I can’t work in these conditions. I’m leaving and all of you can stay right here!” He scrame and stormed back to his tree house to pack, leaving the other bird to wonder what the heck it was all about.

The next day, a gorgous Sunday, Spock left for his vacation. He went everywhere, all around the world. Unfortunatly for Spock his little friends decided to join him on his journey. All threw his travels Spock was talking and screaming to himself. Leaving an impression on and in every country, town, and park he went to.

The most unforgettable visit was in Bangkok, Thailand. Spock was at the Temple of The Emrald Buddah, when he created his biggest fuss. In the middle of his tour he began kicking and screaming like a mad-man. He kept sreaming as loud as birdly possible, “Leave me alone! Go away! Stop talking to me! Don’t touch me!” Of course no one was anywhere near Spock the Sparrow, or did anyone even talk to to the bird. And as you could have guessed Spock was asked to leave first politly but then, not so polity he was literally thrown out of The Temple of the Emrald Buddah. Spock immediatly left for Adwa, Ethiopia.

Spocks last visit was to Adwa, Ethiopia. What a tragic ending for a small pitiful, scitzafrentic bird. You see birds never last all that long in Adwa, they don’t get much food.Not long after he arrived he was ambushed by a tribe of starving Ethiopian children. He luckily got away from the children but ran right off a cliff. It was a sad sad day in the town of Adwa, a good plump sparrow gone to waste. At least now Spock is free of his friends in his head. The moral of this story is: never visit Ethiopia if you are plump, a bird, or scientifically crazy.